Saturday 15 August 2009

Absolute Beginners Part 2 : A Night On The Town

"The dinosaurs are dead, fuckers! We're the kings of the Earth and your momma's a wallet!"
Felicity gazed through the shattered windscreen, watched the moon edging towards the horizon and thought about how it had all gone so horribly wrong. At ten o'clock, they had all been about ready to go back to the camp; They still had their jeep, most of their money and Cody was still behaving like a rational human being. Six hours later and they were racing across the desert in a stolen taxi, penniless and wretchedly hungover, with Blue at the wheel, while Cody hung out of the back window screaming abuse at the lizards and jackrabbits which watched their passing with disinterested eyes.
"Could you maybe let us out now?" asked Arihaily. "We'd be fine walking from here, honestly."
Blue turned to look at her in the back seat, leaving Felicity to reach across, grab the wheel and steer them between a huge cactus on one side and a deep gully on the other.
"Are you crazy?" he demanded. "This same lonely desert was the last known hiding place of the Brady Bunch! You wouldn't last five minutes before little Cindy was cracking your skull like a pinata and scarfing your sweet brains down like Satan's own eggnog!"
He turned back in his seat, took the wheel once more, then smiled dreamily at Felicity.
"You have such lovely brains..."
"Just drive, moron."
In the back seat, Ari clung tightly to Cody's legs in the hope of keeping at least half of him inside the car. With every bump they hit, he jerked further out, and she seemed to be the only one worrying about it.
"Fliss? Want to give me a hand here?"
Felicity reached between the seats, prised off one of Cody's shoes and twisted his little toe until it popped. Cody screamed into the pre-dawn skies, then promptly passed out.
"That should hold him for a few minutes. When he comes round, tell him to sit still and shut up or I go through the rest, one at a time."
Ari nodded dumbly, then hauled the unconscious boy back into the taxi. Fliss turned back to Blue.
"So how well do you know the other moron?"
Blue shook his head, causing the car to swerve wildly.
"Never spoken to him in my life before today. He just seemed a bit down after the old bastard borrowed his body, thought we could cheer him up."
"Right. And the acid?"
"Share and share alike. Want some?"
"Drive."
The car crossed through bands of faint light and utter darkness, the shadows of ancient geological formations which dotted the mesa. It was strangely soothing, hypnotic, and they all grew quiet. After a while, Blue glanced at Felicity and smiled.
"You should get some rest. You look done in."
Fliss yawned.
"I'm okay. So long as I can get a couple of hours before I'm on duty again, I'll be fine."
"What are you on tomorrow?"
She frowned.
"Bodyguard detail I think. Is that right Ari?"
There was no response so she swivelled in her chair to look at her friend, then smiled and nudged Blue's shoulder. He looked in the rear view mirror and saw Ari and Cody curled up asleep in each other's arms.
"Aww, I knew they'd hit it off."
Fliss yawned again, brought her legs up onto the seat and curled up like a cat.
"How much further is it?"
Blue shrugged.
"A while yet. Go on, I'll be fine. I'll wake you when we get there."
Felicity smiled at him, touched his arm.
"You know, you're actually not that bad."
"I have my moments."
They drove on, and after a few minutes, when he heard her soft snores, Blue reached out and snapped the radio on. The dial was shattered and the light blinked on and off continuously, but somehow it worked. He twisted the tuner, cycled through half a dozen fire and brimstone all night preachers, then smiled when he came across Freebird.
"Skynyrd... Nice."
He settled back in his chair, one hand on the wheel, the other resting lightly on Felicity's shoulder, driving on into the dawn. The music swam through his mind, and the strobing shadows soothed him until he found himself yawning and blinking. His legs began to feel heavy, as if there were lead weights tied to his feet. His hands too, then his arms. He felt the car accelerate as his dead weight pressed down on the pedal, and he realised with mild surprise that he could barely even lift his arm to steer. The car was driving itself, heading at full speed into the desert, the squealing tyres still audible above the endless guitar solo. Through heavy eyes, he looked at the clock on the dashboard and wasn't all that shocked to discover that the song had been playing for a little over an hour now, and still showed no signs of ending.
With a massive effort, he managed to flex his fingers, digging them into Felicity's shoulder. He squeezed harder and harder, until he felt the bones grating together and she sat up with a yelp of pain. The spell was broken and he had control of himself once more, just in time to swing the wheel before they hit the tower of rock looming directly before them, throwing the car off the road and into a ditch. There was a stomach churning drop as the ground disappeared beneath them, and they almost rolled over entirely, then crashed back onto their wheels once more, resting against the earthen wall of the ditch, one working headlight pointing up into the sky like a searchlight. The engine died, but the radio grew louder and more distorted, the music wailing and screeching as the end of the world prophets faded back in, their voices overlapping and merging, like an argument in a madhouse.
Felicity scrambled out first, then wrenched open the back door to help Ari and Cody out on to the road. Blue dragged himself up across the passenger seat and began looking around for shelter.
"Are you crazy?" Fliss demanded. "You damn near killed us. And you almost broke my shoulder! What the hell was that about?"
He ignored her, wandering along the road, patting at his pockets for cigarettes, lighter and anything else that he could use in the imminent attack. Ari felt it next, the thickening of the air, the sensation of a great hand, pushing her to the ground. She willed herself to remain upright and began to follow Blue, pulling the still-groggy Cody along beside her.
"Fliss, we've got to go. Now!"
Felicity jumped, began following her friends along the dusty road, heading towards the dawn.
"What is it? Who's after us?"
Ari stopped, turned slightly as if to speak, then froze and choked on her words. She slumped forwards, until it was Cody supporting her, holding her in the crook of his arm as he straightened up and grinned wolfishly at Felicity.
"Hello little cihuapilli. Have you come to play as well?"
Felicity staggered back as the words hit her like a fist.
"Matus? Oh shit..."

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